The Newest Product

March 19, 2008

A lot of my readers ask what the newest thing is . . . and so, I will answer: the Wallbanger! These toys have a (powerful!) suction cup that really does stick to any smooth surface (except panted-over cement walls, as “studies” have found). A good place to play with these is the shower, as it can be stuck to the walls or the tub. It could be stuck to, oh, say, your bedroom wall, maybe your headboard, the kitchen table, the living room walls . . . anywhere . . . For hands-free enjoyment.

They come in the basic vibrating, phallic version, and move right on up into a Pearl Rabbit model, or a metal-beaded wonder. There’s even a version for boys!

This is not a new development, necessarily, but the suction cups of yesterday were small and flimsy. These are bigger, stronger, and much more fun. At Cupid’s they are priced modestly for now (you can check them out on the website, if you’d like), but when they catch on, you may be glad to got them when they were fresh.

That’s the latest and greatest in the sex toy world . . . have fun!

Kellie the Sex Toy Lady
www.cupidscorneronline.com
kellie@cupidscorneronline.com

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